Please tell me I'm not the only person that...
fadingout: aplaneinthesunset: lilywhitehands: emcash: briihawk: I guess I just find it inappropriate, and I just don’t know why people would deem that a good thing to say. I just heard it in a song that I was kind of liking, until I heard that line. I TOTALLY agree. I hate when people throw that around jokingly. Yeah, it’s absolutely hilarious when you tell someone to “kill themselves”...
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched....– Helen Keller (via shewouldntdancewithanother)
If You're in a relationship, married or none, read...
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It's so funny when you spam the dashboard with...
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Emma Watson on kissing Rupert Grint
Emma Watson: "I was like ‘Do I use tongue? Do I not use tongue? Do I cover my teeth? What do I do? Do I go first? Oh my God!’ I have no idea if I did it right. I ended up pouncing on Rupert, I was so desperate to get it over. After the first take he was like ‘Whoa, there! Where did that come from?’ I was like, ‘Sorry!’"
I want to see that in the bloopers!
Please give me some FMK's (Fuck, Marry, Kill) in...
I like to make people smile.
heartbreakerxoxo: fckyeesmiley: xmicahh: SO SMILE NOW.
dalaran: ihatethismess: tranzient: wundagore: Listen, when you talk about Native Americans, can you stop using the past tense? My grandmother, my cousins, my uncle, my therapist, my doctors, the couple who run the local shop at the Grand Ronde reservation: they aren’t dodos. They aren’t mythical, tragic creatures who died out a long time ago. They’re people and they exist.
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
"I'm not always the most dangerous thing in the...
fadingout: That might be foreshadowing. But probably not. I LOVE Alex reading Twilight <3
I love falllll
school starts nice windy weather sweatshirts, boots, scarves, long jeans apple picking trick-or-treating Halloween Thanksgiving cider donuts pretty trees crunchy leaves so excited :)
Replace a word in a band with the word 'anal'
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